Naked Winery is proud to announce the release of 50 cases each of of our seven dwarf Chardonnay labels namely: Bareback, Climax, Erotic, Pour’n, Seductive and Shag. And don’t forget Foreplay as our seventh.

Well that’s not exactly what we were thinking, but it is a nightmare turned into a fairytale to hear about how we came up with 7 different labels for the same chardonnay. Way back in 2005 before we had our VinNOW inventory management software running and before we had the Trappist Abbey warehousing our wine we used the D²P²UH system. That’s right folks we used Dave, David, Pieces of Paper and U-Haul to manage where our wine was. So, it really is no surprise that we somehow managed not label almost 6 pallets of wine. 

So, there we were with 300 cases of Chardonnay (Snow White) that have been kept in a deep sleep in the back of our temperature controlled warehouse after we had eaten from the poison apple (D2P2UH system). Just as Snow White was kissed by a Prince Charming and awoken, our sleeping wine as been kissed with six new fun labels namely: Bareback, Climax, Erotic, Pour’n, Seductive and Shag. Don't forget Foreplay as our seventh.

Naked Winery is proud to announce the release of 50 cases each of each new label (aka exact same wine as 2004 Foreplay Chardonnay, Rogue Valley) available for your purchase on the website or in our Hood River, Tasting Room. Another way of thinking about this is that now you can have seven kinds of Foreplay to share a perfectly magical evening with your Prince. We love stories with a Happy Ending!