Naked Winery's Frequently Asked Questions
If you can't find the answers to your questions, please send us your question in our contact us form or call us!
Q: Where's your tasting room?
A; Hood River, Oregon, I-84 Exit 63, 102 2nd St, & featured white wines at Cascade Cliffs in Wishram, Washington, Mile Marker 88.6 Highway 14
Q: Where is Naked Winery?
A: We are headquartered in Hood River, Oregon. Our wineries are located in Dundee & Cave Junction, Oregon and Wishram, Washington. We will be establishing our Hood River winery in 2008.
Q: I'm going to be in Hood River, where can I taste your wines?
A: Aside from the tasting room, if you're downtown try Doppio on Oak St., or on highway 35 just outside of town at the Gorge White House,.
Q: Where can I buy your wines?
A: You can peruse the list of areas that are covered by our distribution network, or buy online now with us directly or from one of our online retailers. (note: we offer free shipping for 2, 6, or 12 bottles)
Q: What states can you ship to?
A: View our list of states. If you don't see your state listed here, call us or contact us. We may have a way to ship to your state.
Q: Have you won any awards?
A: One of the owner's did win a 5th grade chess championsip but we're not sure we should be bragging out that just yet. In terms of wine? you be the judge as we don't submit our wines to any competitions as our ego's are way too fragile for that.
Q: Who writes your labels?
A: Wouldn't you like to know?
Q: Who's your winemaker?
A: Akin to the Keebler Elves we have Naked Nymphs who gleefully make our wine. Just kidding.
Q: Is your wine Organic?
A: All of the fruit used in Naked Winery Wines are Orgasmically grown.
Q: Who's your winemaker?
A: We're not telling ... well at least not yet!
Q: What makes Naked Winery the World's Sexiest Winery?
A: May we suggest you try our Foreplay or Naughty Chardonnay, followed up by some Penetration Cabernet or perhaps just a Tease Riesling will do? Need we say more?
